Tuesday, October 6, 2015

"Why Pick-your-own orchards are a Scam"

Basically you, apple self-picker, are profitable labor and sort of a bin for almost expired fruit for pick-your-own orchards: 

 Oh, the American economy 

 "Why pick-your-own orchards are a scam" by Daniel Gross -slate.com

 "A few weeks ago, the New York Times ran a poignant article about anguished fruit farmers in California. Because of a crackdown on illegal immigrants, they couldn't find workers willing to pick their pears, even at $150 per day. And as a result, perfectly good fruit rotted in the fields.

 Perhaps the California farmers, who depend on migrant Mexican labor, have got the wrong business model. Instead of paying workers to pick their fruit, they should try another strategy: making customers pay to pick the fruit themselves. Savvy farmers all over the country have discovered a practice that might not work as a nationwide agricultural policy, but that has allowed some economically inefficient orchards to thrive: Encourage yuppies and their progeny to come pick your fruit—they'll pay handsomely for the privilege, buy more than they'd ordinarily consume, and then shell out for all sorts of other value-added products. It's the best use of child labor since Manchester's early 19th-century textile mills.

... 

 We've been educated (or bullied, depending on your outlook) by foodies like Alice Waters and Dan Barber to adopt the European concept of terroir—the best stuff to consume is the stuff grown in closest proximity. For people in the Northeast, that's fine in the summer, when the Union Square greenmarket bursts with locally grown exotic greens, yellow squash, and heirloom tomatoes of such flavor (and cost) as to make a gourmand weep. 

 But in the fall, while the region's landscape lights up with foliage, the farm stands' color palette becomes more drab: potatoes, root vegetables, pumpkins, gourds, and, of course, apples. And so, to the pick-your-own orchards we go."

 http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2009/10/against_apple_picking.html

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Pretty Witty and Cool Swedish House - "House of Clicks"





 The idea home of the average Swede is a 1 and 1/2 story residence, containing four rooms, 1,115 Sq. Feet of floorspace, and a private outdoor deck.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Funny India Misconception

India isn’t a technologically ignorant and underdeveloped world.

India isn't a technologically ignorant and underdeveloped world.
India has more internet users than the United States has humans
Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/thank-you-come-again 

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Men's Fashion--Male Show Host Wore Same Burberry Knock-off Suit For 1 Year and No One Noticed



"I'm judged on my interviews, my appalling sense of humour – on how I do my job, basically. Whereas women are quite often judged on what they're wearing or how their hair is ... that's [what I wanted to test]."

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Hilarity to the Max: NYFW 2014 Opines on Nonexistent Fashion Labels

Hilarity to the Max: NYFW 2014 Opines on Nonexistent Fashion Labels


I would wear Antonin Scalia. 

How about Betsy Ross? "Stars and Stripes?" 

Monday, September 22, 2014

Beauty Pageant Hilarity Galore- Brilliant Summation by John Oliver



Beauty Pageant Hilarity Galore- Brilliant Summation by John Oliver 


“It is the year 2014 and I am a fully clothed man standing in front of a line of women in swimsuits awaiting judgment,”

"Currently, the biggest scholarship program exclusively for women in America requires you to be unmarried, with a mint-condition uterus, and also rewards working knowledge of buttock adhesive technology"

-John Oliver
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.” 

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Coolest (and probably Dangerous) House (Designed) Ever. No it isn't haunted.

Business Insider
A Cliff House--literally.

Has 5 floors:
1. Dive Away
2. Bathroom/Bedroom/Kitchen
3. Bathroom/Bedroom/Kitchen
4. Kitchen
5. Garage

Article: http://www.businessinsider.com/modscape-australian-cliff-house-concept-2014-9