Showing posts with label Humorous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humorous. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

"Why Pick-your-own orchards are a Scam"

Basically you, apple self-picker, are profitable labor and sort of a bin for almost expired fruit for pick-your-own orchards: 

 Oh, the American economy 

 "Why pick-your-own orchards are a scam" by Daniel Gross -slate.com

 "A few weeks ago, the New York Times ran a poignant article about anguished fruit farmers in California. Because of a crackdown on illegal immigrants, they couldn't find workers willing to pick their pears, even at $150 per day. And as a result, perfectly good fruit rotted in the fields.

 Perhaps the California farmers, who depend on migrant Mexican labor, have got the wrong business model. Instead of paying workers to pick their fruit, they should try another strategy: making customers pay to pick the fruit themselves. Savvy farmers all over the country have discovered a practice that might not work as a nationwide agricultural policy, but that has allowed some economically inefficient orchards to thrive: Encourage yuppies and their progeny to come pick your fruit—they'll pay handsomely for the privilege, buy more than they'd ordinarily consume, and then shell out for all sorts of other value-added products. It's the best use of child labor since Manchester's early 19th-century textile mills.

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 We've been educated (or bullied, depending on your outlook) by foodies like Alice Waters and Dan Barber to adopt the European concept of terroir—the best stuff to consume is the stuff grown in closest proximity. For people in the Northeast, that's fine in the summer, when the Union Square greenmarket bursts with locally grown exotic greens, yellow squash, and heirloom tomatoes of such flavor (and cost) as to make a gourmand weep. 

 But in the fall, while the region's landscape lights up with foliage, the farm stands' color palette becomes more drab: potatoes, root vegetables, pumpkins, gourds, and, of course, apples. And so, to the pick-your-own orchards we go."

 http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2009/10/against_apple_picking.html

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Pretty Witty and Cool Swedish House - "House of Clicks"





 The idea home of the average Swede is a 1 and 1/2 story residence, containing four rooms, 1,115 Sq. Feet of floorspace, and a private outdoor deck.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Funny India Misconception

India isn’t a technologically ignorant and underdeveloped world.

India isn't a technologically ignorant and underdeveloped world.
India has more internet users than the United States has humans
Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/thank-you-come-again 

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Men's Fashion--Male Show Host Wore Same Burberry Knock-off Suit For 1 Year and No One Noticed



"I'm judged on my interviews, my appalling sense of humour – on how I do my job, basically. Whereas women are quite often judged on what they're wearing or how their hair is ... that's [what I wanted to test]."

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Hilarity to the Max: NYFW 2014 Opines on Nonexistent Fashion Labels

Hilarity to the Max: NYFW 2014 Opines on Nonexistent Fashion Labels


I would wear Antonin Scalia. 

How about Betsy Ross? "Stars and Stripes?" 

Monday, September 22, 2014

Beauty Pageant Hilarity Galore- Brilliant Summation by John Oliver



Beauty Pageant Hilarity Galore- Brilliant Summation by John Oliver 


“It is the year 2014 and I am a fully clothed man standing in front of a line of women in swimsuits awaiting judgment,”

"Currently, the biggest scholarship program exclusively for women in America requires you to be unmarried, with a mint-condition uterus, and also rewards working knowledge of buttock adhesive technology"

-John Oliver
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.” 

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Unspoken Facebook Etiquette (Satire)

Wired
Unspoken Facebook Etiquette.

Pre-disclaimer: This is one hundred percent satirical


Whether it has been explicitly said or not, there is an unspoken Facebook "etiquette" that the Facebook community abides by. As most innate behavior of society when interacting with humans, there is a factor of reciprocity. This is an inherent part of our nature which has been transferred to the ultimate social platform of this generation—Facebook. Like it or not, the number of ‘likes’ correlate to how "popular" you are (publicly).


Here are the following Facebook observations I have made:
  1. If someone tags you in a picture or post, it is proper to ‘like’ the picture
  2. If your significant other posts something (regardless of whether it is meaningless, brilliant, humorous, or dull), you ‘like’ it. Not only does it show that you stalk him or her, but also stamps your print on their social profile so everyone knows you’re together. It’s like a dog urinating a little everywhere claiming their territory. 
  3. If someone comments on your post (status, picture, shared article), it is courtesy to ‘like’ the comment. It is a form of acknowledgement that you have read and appreciate the person for publicly acknowledging and/or appreciating your post. 
  4. If your best friend(s) posts something, it is your duty to like it for they will be your "loyal ‘likers’" on Facebook. It is unfortunate if your best friends are not active on Facebook—you just look less popular then. Make new friends. 
  5. If someone gets engaged or married, you ‘like’ it--even though you haven't talked to them in years or hardly know them.
  6. If someone ‘likes’ everything you post, or known as “loyal likers”, it is courtesy to ‘like’ their posts (at least from time to time). It’s only courteous. 
  7. If you post something and no one likes it within 10-20 minutes, you should delete it. It's not Facebook worthy. 
  8. If you post something and it gets 1-3 likes, delete it. 
  9. If you’re one of those people who posts pictures of the things you’re doing all the time, don’t stop—people will think you don't have a life anymore—and therefore, your degree of "popularity" will decline. It’s about being consistent to your loyal Facebook stalkers. Yes, so much pressure, right. 
  10. If your friend posts a profile picture with you in it, sometime in the future put a picture of them in your profile picture. This also includes Birthday shout-outs. It is only courteous of you to offer them the same attention. Also, it shows the Facebook world that you both like each other mutually—rather than one-sided. 


    Disclaimer: I am not a very active Facebooker so I do not follow these but alas, I hope to be "FB popular" before FB becomes obsolete. Happy Facebooking!

      Thank you Ricky Rajani, Pratik Shah, Carisa Nietsche, Ankur Gupta, Neil Agarwal

    Thursday, July 3, 2014

    Corporations = People? Satirical Hilarity by John Oliver.

    Corporations = People? Satirical Hilarity by John Oliver.  


    "If corporations want to be people, they should have to take the rough with the smooth," he said. "Female companies, you only get to make 83 cents on the dollar, Sorry Wendy's. I guess Burger King just worked harder"

    Funny line: "Taco Bell is clearly Hindu because you know there’s no fucking beef in those things."

    Monday, March 17, 2014

    Saint Patrick Wasn't Irish. And He Wore Blue. Happy St. Patty's Day! And A Sprinkle of Economics Gold Dust.

    Saint Patrick Wasn't Irish. And He Wore Blue. Happy St. Patty's Day!

    Sicarr/Wikimedia Commons


    Who is St. Patty? 

    Saint Patrick was born in Britain but then kidnapped by Irish Pirates. He was a slave in Ireland for 17 years. 

    Why is he a big deal? 

    He is known and celebrated to have brought Christianity to the people of Ireland.

    Why March 17th? 

    He died that day. 

    Ireland Economy

    Although it's known as one of the notorious PIIGS, Ireland has seem to be recovering. It was the first country among the PIIGS to leave the bailout program. Given that, over the past year, Ireland ETF has had a 47% return. With these celebrations, investors may try their luck and hope for a even bigger pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 

    Sunday, February 16, 2014

    Friday, February 7, 2014

    Snowden, NSA Leaker, is Nominated for the Same Award President Obama Won: Nobel Peace Prize

    Snowden is Nominated for the Same Award President Obama Won in 2009: Nobel Peace Prize.

    Guardian

    WashingtonPost: "Edward Snowden spent the last year revealing some of the government's most tightly held secrets, kicking off a massive debate about the proper role of America's intelligence services. Now, a pair of Norwegian politicians have nominated the NSA leaker for a Nobel Peace Prize. 
    In their nomination letter, Baard Vegar Solhjell and Snorre Valen, who hail from the Socialist Left party, said Snowden's revelations "contributed to a more stable and peaceful world order.""

    Sunday, February 2, 2014

    Lie Witness News - State of the Union Edition--Jimmy Kimmel

    Lie Witness News - State of the Union Edition

    Kimmel Asks People about what they thought about the SOTU, the day BEFORE the SOTU