Monday, September 22, 2014

Beauty Pageant Hilarity Galore- Brilliant Summation by John Oliver



Beauty Pageant Hilarity Galore- Brilliant Summation by John Oliver 


“It is the year 2014 and I am a fully clothed man standing in front of a line of women in swimsuits awaiting judgment,”

"Currently, the biggest scholarship program exclusively for women in America requires you to be unmarried, with a mint-condition uterus, and also rewards working knowledge of buttock adhesive technology"

-John Oliver
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.” 

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Coolest (and probably Dangerous) House (Designed) Ever. No it isn't haunted.

Business Insider
A Cliff House--literally.

Has 5 floors:
1. Dive Away
2. Bathroom/Bedroom/Kitchen
3. Bathroom/Bedroom/Kitchen
4. Kitchen
5. Garage

Article: http://www.businessinsider.com/modscape-australian-cliff-house-concept-2014-9

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Unspoken Facebook Etiquette (Satire)

Wired
Unspoken Facebook Etiquette.

Pre-disclaimer: This is one hundred percent satirical


Whether it has been explicitly said or not, there is an unspoken Facebook "etiquette" that the Facebook community abides by. As most innate behavior of society when interacting with humans, there is a factor of reciprocity. This is an inherent part of our nature which has been transferred to the ultimate social platform of this generation—Facebook. Like it or not, the number of ‘likes’ correlate to how "popular" you are (publicly).


Here are the following Facebook observations I have made:
  1. If someone tags you in a picture or post, it is proper to ‘like’ the picture. 
  2. If your significant other posts something (regardless of whether it is meaningless, brilliant, humorous, or dull), you ‘like’ it. Not only does it show that you stalk him or her, but also stamps your print on their social profile so everyone knows you’re together. It’s like a dog urinating a little everywhere claiming their territory. 
  3. If someone comments on your post (status, picture, shared article), it is courtesy to ‘like’ the comment. It is a form of acknowledgement that you have read and appreciate the person for publicly acknowledging and/or appreciating your post. 
  4. If your best friend(s) posts something, it is your duty to like it for they will be your "loyal ‘likers’" on Facebook. It is unfortunate if your best friends are not active on Facebook—you just look less popular then. Make new friends. 
  5. If someone gets engaged or married, you ‘like’ it--even though you haven't talked to them in years or hardly know them.
  6. If someone ‘likes’ everything you post, or known as “loyal likers”, it is courtesy to ‘like’ their posts (at least from time to time). It’s only courteous. 
  7. If you post something and no one likes it within 10-20 minutes, you should delete it. It's not Facebook worthy. 
  8. If you post something and it gets 1-3 likes, delete it. 
  9. If you’re one of those people who posts pictures of the things you’re doing all the time, don’t stop—people will think you don't have a life anymore—and therefore, your degree of "popularity" will decline. It’s about being consistent to your loyal Facebook stalkers. Yes, so much pressure, right. 
  10. If your friend posts a profile picture with you in it, sometime in the future put a picture of them in your profile picture. This also includes Birthday shout-outs. It is only courteous of you to offer them the same attention. Also, it shows the Facebook world that you both like each other mutually—rather than one-sided. 


    Disclaimer: I am not a very active Facebooker so I do not follow these but alas, I hope to be "FB popular" before FB becomes obsolete. Happy Facebooking!

      Thank you Ricky Rajani, Pratik Shah, Carisa Nietsche, Ankur Gupta, Neil Agarwal

    Thursday, July 3, 2014

    Corporations = People? Satirical Hilarity by John Oliver.

    Corporations = People? Satirical Hilarity by John Oliver.  


    "If corporations want to be people, they should have to take the rough with the smooth," he said. "Female companies, you only get to make 83 cents on the dollar, Sorry Wendy's. I guess Burger King just worked harder"

    Funny line: "Taco Bell is clearly Hindu because you know there’s no fucking beef in those things."

    Sunday, June 29, 2014

    My Overview of the Luxury Market Movements and Investment Opportunities

    Ralph Lauren Logo
    The Luxury market has evolved over the recent years. And, for a while it was not much of an appealing investment.
    This was due to several factors. The definition of ‘luxury’ is the antithesis of necessity. 
    During the financial crisis era luxury was  not necessary. Consumer spending dipped these past years. However, companies within the luxury retail industry have had to acclimate to economic conditions.
    U.S. global recession is slowly dissipating and consumer sentiment has percolated.  The recent years have left prints on the luxury retail market while experiencing an overall positive growth with shifts in the following: customer base, luxury image, and international presence.   This means high growth potential for participants within the luxury retail industry.
    Diverse Luxury Consumer
    One factor includes the increase in customer base which is bringing additional cash flow to these companies. Historically, a more homogenous base of affluent customers were primary consumer targets for luxury companies. Now that has shifted to a more diversified-income customer base. This is especially observed in the United States. Companies are creating labels that target the more average-income consumer; for example Ralph Lauren’s Polo Brand Groups and Michael Kors’ Kors line. 
    Global Luxury
    Another source of growth comes overseas. (According to Boston Consulting Group) Over 2013, global luxury spending grew by 2%. Over 2012-2016, the global luxury goods market is expected to grow CAGR (compound annual growth rate) of 7.9%. Today, the U.S. luxury market composes 35% of the global luxury market whereas in 2005 America represented 20%. Internationally, there is a burgeoning potential; especially in Europe and China. There has been a 2% and 4% growth in European and Chinese luxury markets, respectively. (According to Bain & Company,) Europe’s residents and tourists buy 34% of the world’s luxury goods. Even now, Europe serves as a capitol within the realm of high-end fashion brands. However, fashion potential has also sprouted in China: $1 of every $4 is spent on global luxury goods. Another emerging market within the luxury sphere is Africa: 11% growth for luxury. 
    Luxury Image
    The idea of fashion-technology marriage has further speculating a new booming industry. This has  potential for revenue growth for luxury retail as it moves toward a ‘necessity’. One prominent shift includes a dimmed desire to brandish signature emblems of a brand and interest in fashion-tech products. Luxury carries value from authenticity, exclusive motif, and utility rather than exhibitionism. (According to Bain & Company) Thirty-five percent of the luxury consumers put quality first before the logo. Now, subtle intricacies of a designer and the depth of a label yield the luxury-induced prestige. Due to this, companies are moving towards sans-logo products which includes Prêt-à-Porter products combined with technology. These companies will strengthen their luxury labels as they focus on connecting  a luxury experience directly with consumers.
    Two iconic luxury retail American companies, have been making interesting strides: Ralph Lauren (RL), and Michael Kors (KORS).
    Ralph Lauren
    Ralph Lauren, known as an iconic American company for authentic western fashion, made Team USA’s Olympic uniforms.  This was a grand strategy towards global exposure at one of the largest international events. The company carries strong brand power. Ralph Lauren’s portfolio of brands include Black Label, Purple label, Lauren by Ralph Lauren, Ralph Lauren Collection, Chaps, Club Monaco, and more. These are some of the most recognized in the world.
    Additionally, Ralph Lauren is opening more stores and expanding e-commerce to further reach out to the consumer. In New York City, Ralph Lauren will open a Polo flagship store on Fifth Avenue in September 2014.  The company is increasing it’s presence internationally.  Ralph Lauren will open a 20,000 square feet flagship store in Hong Kong. 
    Previous CEO of Yves Saint Lauren, Reed Kratoff, director of LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton, and with experience at Christian Dior, Valérie Hermann is joining as President of Ralph Lauren Luxury Collections (RRL, Black Label, Purple Label, fine Jewelry, etc.). Not only is this to expand Ralph Lauren’s luxury business (higher-end labels) but also to strengthen merchandise innovation in accessories. Ralph Lauren’s current market cap values at $14B. 
    Michael Kors
    Michael Kors, known for fashion with jet-set aesthetic and modern elegance, has been making waves. As it made its market debut two years ago, Kors’ entrance has posed quite a competition. This is especially for brands such as Coach which has suffered low sales recently. Kors is also penetrating the international market, turning out to be a strong rival among the European fashion houses. The company challenged European luxury by opening stores near the competition; such as in Paris, France. Given context of the Euro-zone crisis Kors’ mix of luxury, affordability, and hint of American style is appealing to Europeans. Europe sales have more than doubled. And recently, Kors opened a 5,800 square feet flagship in China. Michael Kors current valued at $18B and will reported earnings May 26th.
     Future Luxury IPOs and Competition
    Luxury market faces burgeoning competition. Other market participants may follow suit with an IPO; such as, Tory Burch and J. Crew Group, Inc. group. Both are speculated to enter the equity market this year. Tory Burch has been subtly increasing its image and J. Crew has opened stores in Hong Kong and London.
    With a new CEO, Craig Leavitt, and new  narrowed focus to one label only, Kate Spade (KATE) can embrace potential for further positive growth. The company recently changed their name from former name, Fifth & Pacific Companies after selling off Lucky Brand Jeans.
    Michael Kors on the rise

    Michael Kors' last quarter was remarkable as it grew sales by 59% and income by an even greater margin of 77%. Kors earned $230 million on a little over $1 billion in revenue. Furthermore, Kors only has 9% of the luxury handbag market. The company has an excellent opportunity to eat away at Coach's larger share of 22%.

    In comparison with Kate Spade, Kors is in a better position financially as it carries no debt and has a cash account of over $800 million. Conversely, Kate Spade has a little less than $400 million in debt and just shy of $100 million in cash. On a valuation basis, Kors trades at almost half of the P/E multiple of Kate Spade, 32 versus 57.

    Also, Michael Kors is expanding into new products and markets in a recent deal with Luxottica Group. The two companies are introducing a Michael Kors eye-wear collection that will debut in early 2015. Michael Kors is also working to capture more share of the growing men's luxury business in addition to its bread-and-butter business of women's luxury fashion.

    Thursday, April 10, 2014

    Stella Artois, No1 Belgian Beer, Presents a Chalice Symphony--An Instrument based on the Victorian Solar System:

    Stella Artois Presents a Chalice Symphony--An Instrument based on the Victorian Solar System:

    MIT Sonic Inventor, Andy Cavatorta, crafted four musical instruments with the iconic Stella Artois, No. 1 Belgian beer, Chalices:

    Stella Artois' Star Harp--TrendLand


    Star Harp: Inspired by old Victorian Models of the Solar System, this harps plays by itself. 


    Pyrophone: Acts like a church organ, however it uses flame in conjunction with a Chalice to create a gorgeous deep flute-like sound. The flame vibrates to tune the glasses.

     

    Hive: Makes music by playing chalices with little piano hammers. They are shaved incrementally to create different sounds and pitches. 



    Violina: plays music on the very edge of the gold-rimmed Chalice


    Beer Finance:

    Anheuser-Busch In Bev's ($BUD:NYSE = $106.55 per share)--(AB) Belgian-Brazilian beverage and brewing company--world's largest brewer with 25% global market share. It's portfolio includes global brands, Budweiser, Stella Artois, and Corona.

    US Sales of Budweiser have been slowing down and AB plans to brew a King of Craft Beer. Back in 2011, AB purchased Goose Island microbrewery. It plans to take it national. Goose Island has had quite high ratings. 
     

    Stella Artois Chalice Symphony: PRNEWSWIRE
    • The Hive takes its name from the instrument's unique shape and sound, resembling a soft xylophone.
    • The Pyrophone adds depth to the symphony with a deep whistling sound, like a boat horn.
    • The Star Harp uses robotics to play a harp-like sound using strings and the Stella Artois Chalice. "Stella" means "star" in Latin.
    • The Violina leverages a higher-pitched string sound, resembling a violin for the symphony.